Because I know you’re on the edge of your seat with my on again/off again relationship with coffee, I’m back on again. Long story short: It’s not that I’m addicted to it in any way, caffeine or otherwise. In fact, I don’t really love the taste of it. I just can’t find a good alternative in the morning beverage lineup. Juices doesn’t last long enough, pop goes flat during my commute, I’m not a tea drinker, and I drink plenty of water during the day. I just wish our space age coffee machine at work would spit out something other than dirty poop water masquerading as coffee.